December 2011
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Went to register for classes
and then remembered I haven’t paid my tuition yet. Hurray me!
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“I walk away from Mona. I know what the word gone means. I know what the word...”
– The Informers by Bret Easton Ellis
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I’m really offensive.
I give you a lot of shit, but please understand that I believe you are an exceptional human being. I wish I could snap my fingers and put your life in order and make everything okay, but I can’t. I’ll never tell you this but I have dreams where I get rich and famous writing these stupid books and I make enough money to pay your rent and send you back to school. Maybe one day.
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I don't know how to do this internet promotion...
But this band that my friend Dan and I started last may called Our Stars Are Sneakers are playing three shows in January.
Jan 1st - Kutztown w/Dikimbe & You Blew It!
Jan 13th - Philadelphia w/Joint Chiefs Of Math
Jan 23rd - Philadelphia w/Empire! Empire! (Blah blah blah)
We don’t play out very often, we really don’t get the chance. I live in philadelphia and Dan goes to...
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We Lack Science - Street Smart...
Anonymous asked: why don't you believe in god?
Pry into my life, go ahead! →
Alex: She was really mad that we were all really fucking loud and someone pissed on her fence. She told me she never wanted to see me again and that I didn't have a soul.
Me: You pissed on her fence, I watched you piss on her fence. You pissed on her fence and threw up at the same time!
All I want for Christmas
is for every human being to treat each other with kindness, respect and understanding. A little less holiday cheer, a little more common decency please!
Booking a show at The IHOP House Jan 26th
I’m going to turn 21 and get drunk watching my friends play a bunch of songs that I want to hear.
Anonymous asked: is it okay if i bombard you with questions about your jan 4th show?
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What Kaity got me for secret Santa
1 can of Pabst Blue Ribbon
1 pack of Marlboro Reds
Anonymous asked: Honestly, you're sexy in that "woe is me," tumblr-mysterious, messed up hair way. I'm sure you're only as lonely as you're making yourself be.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a facebook?
Now taking applications for my New Years kiss →
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A really quick warm up
In the bedroom, Tony sits on the mattress against the wall while balancing the plastic cup full of Franzia on the mattress. The blue “party cup” is resting slightly against his left thigh. He is laying down next to Sam, who has an important job in the morning but has still allowed a group of people to get as drunk as possible in her apartment. Sammy is dressed down, in a tank top and...
Is marijuana an acceptable secret santa gift?
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m0rton asked: i think this may be my new favorite tumblr.
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Winter Break
We’ll come back to our old haunts always, like apparitions. and when our time is up we’ll disappear. Fade away. we are poltergeists, unable to forget the ties that bind us to these small towns.
“Do you like appleseeds,” his grandmother asks
“what?” our hero replies
“the restaurant…”
“do you mean Applebee’s?”
“is that what it’s called?”
“I think so grandma.”
Down and Out In The Lehigh Valley & Philly
I’m going to write an autobiographical novella over break details a bunch of weird/funny things that have happened to me over the past 9 months or so. Chapters so far include:
Kendall Sharpe vs the mildly caustic chemical solvents
Kendall Sharpe sees a UFO
Kendall Sharpe cleans up vomit.
and so on and so forth, I have too much on my plate.
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Trying this whole “write drunk, edit sober” thing. Thanks for the beer Dad.
The last word document I saved on my computer is called mailordertimemachine.doc. Watch out literary world, i’ma take you by storm!
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Kendall Sharpe Reads Twilight Part 1
So I just finished the first chapter or so and this is already getting really hard to handle, Stephanie Meyers isn’t the worst writer in the world. She’s definitely not the best. Her metaphors and similes so far are very weak and really obvious. Some of the paragraphs are really cringe worthy. For example; when Bella learns about the pale ass vampire kid,
“That’s Edward....
Anonymous asked: You're gorgeous....
fuckyeahemo asked: AS YOUR ROOM MATE, I WILL DENY ANY EXISTENCE OF THE WORD TWILIGHT AND/OR ANYTHING THAT RELATES TO THE AFOREMENTIONED WORD.
So, If I started reading all the twilight books, and blogging about how bad they are from the perspective of a 20yo writer. Would that be interesting? I could expand it into “Kendall sharpe reads terrible books.” eh eh?
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There are random periods of time
Where the skin on my face looks fine
When my life is in order and not falling apart
When I can see clearly and follow my heart
There are random periods of time
When the things I write tend to rhyme
And I can wake up on time every single day
When I can do anything, nothing gets in the way.
There are random periods where I feel fine.
This just isn’t...
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Sky High (Demo) - Our Stars Are Sneakers
Full...
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bad song lyrics.
Wide eyed weakling, another party another weekend in every conversation it’s getting harder to pretend that there’ll be a warm body for him to sin with now With each drink, he’s a sinking ship, it’s going down. Screaming, Baby. Save me. I’m all alone Too drunk. To drive. And maybe brave enough to try. Falling to the floor, boy you cannot keep her willing yourself...
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“It’s really really bad.”
– George Takei aka Mr Sulu talking about Twilight
Last night a member of one of my favorite bands saw my band play our (probably/hopefully) last show and said that he thought we were really good and wondered why we were breaking up.
3 months ago that would have meant the world to me, but it just made me sad. I don’t want to leave music behind, but I think it’s time I stopped being the main songwriter of bands i’m in and started...
I will take back everything I’ve said, I will crawl towards you. I will swallow my pride, I’ll fucking choke on it. I will eat my words, I’ll kill my songs, I’ll never play them again. I’ll fall on my own sword. I’ll scream, “you were right to leave” till I am hoarse.
All to prove that I am not the boy you used to know.
I shouldn’t be at this party
The worst part about this goddamn school
Is that often times i’m not being quizzed on what is right. Rather what the professor believes is right; even if imperially it’s complete bullshit. I have to swallow it and spit it back out, knowing its wrong. I’m not learning, i’m just memorizing and growing frustrated.
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I understand that I am not sad, I'm just lonely.
and If I’m going to change anything I need to start with eliminating my own self pity.